Colin Dullaghan

I saw it right away, there on the Lucky Charms box: NEW MARSHMALLOW.
It said they’ve added little hourglasses now, though why anybody would want to gaze down into his breakfast cereal and contemplate a bobbing reminder of time’s inexorable march to oblivion is beyond me. Perhaps marshmallow yawning graves didn’t test well.
Still, I was excited. [...]

I saw it right away, there on the Lucky Charms box: NEW MARSHMALLOW.
It said they’ve added little hourglasses now, though why anybody would want to gaze down into his breakfast cereal and contemplate a bobbing reminder of time’s inexorable march to oblivion is beyond me. Perhaps marshmallow yawning graves didn’t test well.
Still, I was excited. [...]

I saw it right away, there on the Lucky Charms box: NEW MARSHMALLOW.
It said they’ve added little hourglasses now, though why anybody would want to gaze down into his breakfast cereal and contemplate a bobbing reminder of time’s inexorable march to oblivion is beyond me. Perhaps marshmallow yawning graves didn’t test well.
Still, I was excited. [...]

I saw it right away, there on the Lucky Charms box: NEW MARSHMALLOW.
It said they’ve added little hourglasses now, though why anybody would want to gaze down into his breakfast cereal and contemplate a bobbing reminder of time’s inexorable march to oblivion is beyond me. Perhaps marshmallow yawning graves didn’t test well.
Still, I was excited. [...]

It’s funny. I’ve been talking so much about these “collateral benefit” things lately, racking my brain trying to come up with examples, hoping someone will point out a new one to me, and all along there’s been one, huge, obvious one right there in front of me.
It’s such a simple concept, the idea of an [...]

It’s funny. I’ve been talking so much about these “collateral benefit” things lately, racking my brain trying to come up with examples, hoping someone will point out a new one to me, and all along there’s been one, huge, obvious one right there in front of me.
It’s such a simple concept, the idea of an [...]

It’s funny. I’ve been talking so much about these “collateral benefit” things lately, racking my brain trying to come up with examples, hoping someone will point out a new one to me, and all along there’s been one, huge, obvious one right there in front of me.
It’s such a simple concept, the idea of an [...]

I like things that do things. It would be more complete and more accurate to say I like things that do *extra* things, things that are beyond the original things’ primary purpose or reason for being, but which are still nice things to have happening.
It’d be more accurate still to say that I like things [...]