Colin Dullaghan


Things I Genuinely Wouldn’t Touch With a Ten-Foot Pole

hornet’s nest

sleeping bear

core of earth

nuclear warhead

ebola

faberge egg

Constitution

Tila Tequila

 

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  1. Megan says:

    hee hee. This got a true laugh out of me, thanks!

  2. JustMe says:

    What about the Declaration of Independence? I just watched “National Treasure” and it made me want to touch that thing oh so badly.

    To your list I would add:

    poop (any kind)
    surface of sun
    Britney Spears
    top of Space Needle
    Mt. St. Helens crater
    lightning
    crocodile (Crikey!)

  3. JustMe says:

    I have a meme for you that I think you’d enjoy:

    1. Pick a random book that has at least 123 pages.

    2. Turn to page 123 and count off five complete sentences.

    3. Type the next three sentences in your post.

    4. Tag five other people.

    For example:

    “Since the expression of her surprise will consist only of a very slight elevation of one eyebrow, you have to watch closely for it.

    “Storytelling skill ranks as one of the most important qualities in a prospective hunting-camp companion. The test consists of asking the subject about one of his scars.”

  4. JustMe says:

    That was Patrick F. McManus, “The Grasshopper Trap.” Sorry about all the separate posts. I’m tired.

  5. -T- says:

    Wet cardboard spanning from the bowels of a toilet to the drain hole, revealed as the toilet is removed.

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