October 2006
Trick or Treat, There’s My Cleavage
There’s got to be some way to get you girls’ halloween costumes in order. I went to the store the other day, and found myself blushing up one aisle and down the other.
Sexy vampire. Sexy nurse. Sexy blogger.
Why can’t people think of anything more inventive than simply dressing slutty?
The way I see it, if you [...]
Trick or Treat, There’s My Cleavage
There’s got to be some way to get you girls’ halloween costumes in order. I went to the store the other day, and found myself blushing up one aisle and down the other.
Sexy vampire. Sexy nurse. Sexy blogger.
Why can’t people think of anything more inventive than simply dressing slutty?
The way I see it, if you [...]
Trick or Treat, There’s My Cleavage
There’s got to be some way to get you girls’ halloween costumes in order. I went to the store the other day, and found myself blushing up one aisle and down the other.
Sexy vampire. Sexy nurse. Sexy blogger.
Why can’t people think of anything more inventive than simply dressing slutty?
The way I see it, if you [...]
Trick or Treat, There’s My Cleavage
There’s got to be some way to get you girls’ halloween costumes in order. I went to the store the other day, and found myself blushing up one aisle and down the other.
Sexy vampire. Sexy nurse. Sexy blogger.
Why can’t people think of anything more inventive than simply dressing slutty?
The way I see it, if you [...]
Trick or Treat, There’s My Cleavage
There’s got to be some way to get you girls’ halloween costumes in order. I went to the store the other day, and found myself blushing up one aisle and down the other.
Sexy vampire. Sexy nurse. Sexy blogger.
Why can’t people think of anything more inventive than simply dressing slutty?
The way I see it, if you [...]
Trick or Treat, There’s My Cleavage
There’s got to be some way to get you girls’ halloween costumes in order. I went to the store the other day, and found myself blushing up one aisle and down the other.
Sexy vampire. Sexy nurse. Sexy blogger.
Why can’t people think of anything more inventive than simply dressing slutty?
The way I see it, if you [...]
Portofanciness
So my mom calls me the other day, just to tell me she’s in “Portovenere,” Italy.
“Porto What?” I say, pressing the phone against my ear. “I didn’t even know they had Porta-Potties in Europe.”
“Portovenere” she says. “I’m overlooking the Mediterranean. It’s eight in the evening here.”
“Wow, well, I hope there’s a lock on the door. [...]
Not Done
TOM posted very briefly just now, saying only:
“I had a thought today and it was ‘Thank God life is 9 innings.’ It’s enough time to win and lose and win again. It’s not one time up to bat.“
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Penny and I were just talking about this the other day… how you look around at yourself [...]
Don’t Hurt It!
Don’t Hurt It!
Don’t Hurt It!
Don’t Hurt It!
Don’t Hurt It!
Don’t Hurt It!
Consider Yourself Lucky
For the most part, when an outcome is uncertain, I generally expect to make out okay. Not fantastically well, mind you — I don’t roll out of bed looking for fresh-picked roses on my nightstand, or buy powerball tickets or anything, but for stuff like ordering a meal in a restaurant, I’m optimistic. I’m not [...]
Read more >>Consider Yourself Lucky
For the most part, when an outcome is uncertain, I generally expect to make out okay. Not fantastically well, mind you — I don’t roll out of bed looking for fresh-picked roses on my nightstand, or buy powerball tickets or anything, but for stuff like ordering a meal in a restaurant, I’m optimistic. I’m not [...]
Read more >>Super Fancy Jakiness
Well, I’ll be dipped in gravy and rolled in breadcrumbs.
It seems that JAKE and the rest of the Vision3 posse have completed a project we worked on together: the website of one Mike Ullrich, wearer of boots and editor par excellence.
I welcome and urge you all to visit the site, and to marvel at [...]
Fun Times With Mom
My Mom came down for the weekend, and we had a lot of fun.
We went to the Irmo Okra Strut parade , and saw Senators riding in go-carts and baton twirlers and boats used as floats and children with buckets on their heads…
And we visited my office so she could see where I spend [...]

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