Colin Dullaghan


Skid Marks

Do-da-do-de-doo… Hey, look, a stray dog! Careful, stray dog…

Man, I’m hungry. I hope Lope’s got something to make for lunch. Why’s this truck going so slow? Hurry, we’re gonna miss the light!

You know what’s cool? The Corvette Z06. 500 horsepower, I think. That would be-

WHOA! HOLY CRAPCAKES!

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So I had a near miss on the motorcycle yesterday afternoon. I was following too closely, not paying enough attention, and – most critcally – riding on a front tire that was about 20 psi low on air pressure.

The truck in front of me stopped to turn right, I went around him on the left, and saw a little Toyota already stopped there in the turn lane. Instinctively, I grabbed both brakes, and instead of slowing me down, both tires skidded. I ended up sliding diagonally around the Toyota, missing the driver’s side window by a few feet, then letting off, straightening out, and motoring away from the intersection.

Yes, I had my helmet on.

Never again will I take a motorcycle out on the road after a long winter without checking the pressure in the tires. When I got home, I aired them up to recommended specs, and the ride back to work was blissfully uneventful.

And I’m proud to say I kept my cool, for some reason, never panicking or dropping the bike or anything like that.

But sheesh: I’ll tell you. When I looked up and saw those brake lights, only a few bike-lengths from my front wheel, well…

There was almost a second set of skid marks created at that moment – right there in my shorts.

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  1. Anonymous says:

    Way to go Col! You got bike skillz!

    vz

  2. penelope says:

    I’m still mad at you. Aerostitch suit ASAP.

  3. Anonymous says:

    o… I can’t look! I can’t look! I’m still busy cringing! Eeekkkk. Colin…. be careful!!! I need you to amuse me in one piece!!! Thank god my hubby has no inclination toward motorcycles. I could NOT deal.

    xo Wee

  4. Thomas says:

    Hilarious and dangerous. Be careful, even if you’re not as accident prone as some of us.

  5. Anonymous says:

    okay, um… Apropos of nothing (this is my current fave phrase. My current fave word just so you know is ‘twee’) … remember that really bizarre ferociously catchy video you once linked to with all the strange black and white animation and the doodle-do-dos and the manic blackbirds? remember that? Do you still have that? because I have an irrepressible urge to hear it. Right. NOW. and I’ve been thru your archives but I can’t find it!!! Must find it!!!

    xo Wee

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