SubscribeUncle Dick’s Gem
During yesterday afternoon’s big Dullaghan gift exchange, while wading through wads of wrapping paper on his way to the front door, my uncle Dick said something fantastic:
“Yeesh – I’m opening a window or something. It’s hotter than the hinges of Hades in here.”
It was all I could do to resist applauding.
So now, here a day later, I’m figuring other people probably gathered some awesome aphorisms from their family members over the holidays as well, and I would absolutely love to hear ‘em. I’d like that about as much as a _____ ____s ____. On a _____.
Well?